beginning of Mass Effect 2
Who is this man? Mackling at my more,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more
quoth the rapper
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
So the Fifty Shades of
GrayGrey trailer is out…
"I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave."
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
Yo, fuck you. I’m drivin’, we gonna listen to whatever the hell I want.
Video Game Meme / Five Heartbreaking Moments [1/5] →
Oghren at the Gauntlet
A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE#THAT IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO MONTHS#AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN ANYONE MAKE THIS JOKE#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND *I* DIDN’T MAKE THIS JOKE#I’M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF US#cap 2 (x)
Make me choose ✗ bricktheprettiestsiren asked :
Corso Riggsor Vector Hyllus?
wow look at that van gogh
THIS PUN WINS
BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE
Gotta Gough fast
Did you just