This was an amazing scene.
I HAVE SAID THIS
EVERY TIME I GO TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY
“The Eye of Sauron now turns to the Cheesecake Factory, the last free kingdom of men…”
#presses this film to my chest like a hot water bottle #i vividly remember seeing this in the cinema and i hadn’t really investigated it fully and thought it was a genuine period-accurate chaucer #and for the first 3 or so minutes and I was just wtf?? #and then i recall it perfectly - my brain just said FUCK IT THIS IS AWESOME #SOMEONE CRANK UP THE QUEEN SOUNDTRACK #GET IN LOSER - WE’RE GOING JOUSTING #and there’s practically no cast member i would not messily make out with #in a handsy way
Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.
There’s us and the dead. We survive this by pulling together, not apart.
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via arbryna)
i have a whole anthology of stories in 50 words or less, and this one’s in there!
I haven’t cried since I was ten and my mom wouldn’t take me to see Pulp Fiction.
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
one of my best skills is being able to tell which download button is the actual download button