I blog a lot of Mass Effect. And other stuff, I guess.



Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

don’t you give me raw meat and tell me it is nourishment

i know a slaughterhouse when i see one

it looks like 24/7 livestreaming, reminding me that men are going to fuck me whether i like it or not

that there is one use for my mouth, and it is not speaking

if you play act at butchery long enough

you grow used to the sounds of the screaming

[brenna twohy]

Aug 18th at 10PM / via: sitcomofmylife / op: iwatchforsasha / reblog / 92,247 notes


You’re coming home with me?

Aug 18th at 10PM / via: miliat / op: austenchanted / tagged: North and south. PRETTY POST IS PRETTY. / reblog / 2,891 notes


Dancing Groot - now in HD!

Video here




How about a tear-jerky YA romance where they both live long enough to go to college and get bored with each other.

The Fault in Our Compatibility

An Abundance Of More Interesting People

Aug 18th at 7PM / via: sitcomofmylife / op: brainstatic / reblog / 634 notes

House Hippo →


House Hippo is a sickeningly adorable Canadian public service announcement originally released in 1999 by Concerned Children’s Advertisers. It chronicles the life of the house hippo, a small mammal that lives in the Canadian home. The ad claims: "They build their nests in bedroom closets…


This moment should be taught in history class

(Source: laterspeasants)

Aug 18th at 6PM / via: aftertherockets / op: laterspeasants / tagged: never forget. / reblog / 480,720 notes

(Source: catelyn-stark)

Aug 18th at 6PM / via: spoonishly / op: catelyn-stark / tagged: star wars. han solo. / reblog / 6,782 notes

(Source: sandandglass)

Aug 18th at 6PM / via: leggywillow / op: sandandglass / tagged: john oliver. / reblog / 11,490 notes


When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.

Aug 18th at 6PM / via: acciomjollnir / op: ruinedchildhood / reblog / 113,123 notes