I blog a lot of Mass Effect. And other stuff, I guess.

cypheroftyr:

singrowlsatthebutt:

beginning of Mass Effect 2

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Accurate

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chairhiro:

reichenbachtrip:

flymyass:

Who is this man? Mackling at my more,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more

quoth the rapper

macklemore

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf)

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cinnamonbritches:

verbalizations:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

you know exactly why

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(Source: soulbae)

Jul 24th at 7PM / via: acciomjollnir / op: soulbae / reblog / 319,387 notes

pixelkitties:

So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

Jul 24th at 7PM / via: crisium / op: pixelkitties / tagged: whale noises. / reblog / 5,340 notes

"I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave."

(Source: adumbscotts)

Jul 24th at 7PM / via: spoonishly / op: adumbscotts / tagged: parks and recreation. ann perkins!. / reblog / 1,569 notes

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

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Infinite list of favorite characters: Pierce Washington from Saints Row

Yo, fuck you. I’m drivin’, we gonna listen to whatever the hell I want.
Jul 24th at 6PM / via: hyperbali / op: monteriggioni / tagged: saints row. pierce. love him. / reblog / 1,016 notes
Video Game Meme / Five Heartbreaking Moments [1/5] → 
Oghren at the Gauntlet
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iceomseonixt:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

(x)

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Make me choose asked : Corso Riggs or Vector Hyllus?

(Source: edenprimes)

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spookychan:

bathtub-butler:

ouroborosrising:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialblackhole:

earthqirl:

wow look at that van gogh

THAT’S IT
THIS PUN WINS
BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE

GOD DAMMIT

Gotta Gough fast

Did you just

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spookychan:

bathtub-butler:

ouroborosrising:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialblackhole:

earthqirl:

wow look at that van gogh

THAT’S IT

THIS PUN WINS

BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE

GOD DAMMIT

Gotta Gough fast

Did you just

(Source: chicagno)

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