Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
don’t you give me raw meat and tell me it is nourishment
i know a slaughterhouse when i see one
it looks like 24/7 livestreaming, reminding me that men are going to fuck me whether i like it or not
that there is one use for my mouth, and it is not speaking
if you play act at butchery long enough
you grow used to the sounds of the screaming
You’re coming home with me?
Dancing Groot - now in HD!
How about a tear-jerky YA romance where they both live long enough to go to college and get bored with each other.
The Fault in Our Compatibility
An Abundance Of More Interesting People
House Hippo is a sickeningly adorable Canadian public service announcement originally released in 1999 by Concerned Children’s Advertisers. It chronicles the life of the house hippo, a small mammal that lives in the Canadian home. The ad claims: "They build their nests in bedroom closets…
This moment should be taught in history class
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