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ramonixle0: Watching TNG The Measure of a Man. This and The Drumhead make me want to see a JAG show...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:51:19 -0400

Watching TNG The Measure of a Man. This and The Drumhead make me want to see a JAG show in the ST universe. How is that not a great pitch?

He brings this up a lot. Like, weekly…

Help, my husband discovered all the TNG episodes on startrek.com and is never going to do anything...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:44:09 -0400

Help, my husband discovered all the TNG episodes on startrek.com and is never going to do anything productive ever again.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:05 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:21:13 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:54 -0400

Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:05 -0400

Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise

Or I flay you alive…with my mind.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:30:06 -0400

Or I flay you alive…with my mind.

benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:31 -0400

benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

HANNIBAL MEME : 3 characters [2/3] Will Graham

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:42:46 -0400

HANNIBAL MEME : 3 characters [2/3]

Will Graham

holdasmile: Ten Years ago; Buffy The Vampire Slayer Series...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:41 -0400

holdasmile:

Ten Years ago; Buffy The Vampire Slayer Series Finale aired….Happy 10 Anniversary

nbcparksandrec: Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars: Episode VII - The...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:56 -0400

nbcparksandrec:

Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars: Episode VII - The Gauntlet of Infinity from Entertainment Weekly

dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:25:32 -0400

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

Me? I’m afraid I’m not that interesting, Commander.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:29:25 -0400

Me? I’m afraid I’m not that interesting, Commander.

obiwanskenobi: Wonderful girl. Either I’m gonna kill her or I’m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:03:42 -0400

obiwanskenobi:

Wonderful girl. Either I’m gonna kill her or I’m beginning to like her.

How would I know if something was up with you? You wouldn’t,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:10:03 -0400

How would I know if something was up with you?
You wouldn’t, but I would tell you if you asked me. Return the favor?

“Do you have a name?”“Perhaps. I may have forgotten after all...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:54:12 -0400

_{“Do you have a name?”
“Perhaps. I may have forgotten after all these years of being called “golem.”“}

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:36:41 -0400

epicdisastersandstuff: Found this.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:48:39 -0400

epicdisastersandstuff:

Found this.

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:31:59 -0400

Spoilers below

-The women existed to either fight with their boyfriend about stupid shit, scream, or have a pointless underwear scene.

-Plotholes the size of Jupiter.

-REALLY RANDOMLY STUPID SHIT. Like, Why make Chekov chief engineer? I’M SURE YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE ENGINEERING STAFF OTHER THAN SCOTTY.

-The entire thing where Kirk got demoted back to the Academy then LOL NOPE he’ll be Pike’s first officer then Pike is IMMEDIATELY KILLED so he’s captain again… There had to be at least 15 other ways to accomplish what you needed to there, narratively without that idiocy.

-Remember that time Old!Spock said nobody could know who he was or where he came from? LET’S CALL HIM IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE BRIDGE CREW, CALL HIM BY NAME. AND REFERENCE HIS TIMELINE FOR LOLS! I mean, it had to be for lols, since it added nothing to the narrative.

-I could almost literally hear Jabrams patting himself on the back for being so CLEVER by flipping Spock’s death to Kirk instead.

-Unnecessary use of Klingons… So they’re just not gonna ever know/care who killed a random patrol? Or notice the broken starship chilling out near their planet? Or, yknow, THE EVEN BIGGER ONE THAT SHOWED UP LATER? Do they not have sensors?

-Let’s not even MENTION the Klingons until saying Khan went to kronos and then just shove exposition about the state of Federation/Klingon affairs down throats ineffectively.

-Which, okay, I still did really like the character stuff. Sulu, Scotty, Bones, Chekov… all great! Kirk and Spock were great! I teared up when Pike died! etc. So it’s not like I’m just a frothing ball of hate but there was just so much stupidity in the narrative and lazy storytelling and things that made no sense for me to overlook it.

-This is ignoring all the science/physics/engineering stuff that enraged my husband.

-Speaking of dick sucking, I could practically see Jabrams sucking Curdlesnoot’s dick every time he was onscreen. Which, fine, I don’t hate the guy just because his fans are insane and he tends to work for assholes, but like… Nope.

-PS, JABRAMS, 47 IS STAR TREK’S NUMBER. TAKE YOUR 42 (THAT YOU STOLE FROM DOUGLAS ADAMS ANYWAY) OUT OF THINGS AND MAKE YOUR REFERENCES PROPERLY.

-Captain Fine remained such.

—It’s a primitive culture. I’m just trying to blend in.—You’re...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:08:47 -0400

—It’s a primitive culture. I’m just trying to blend in.
—You’re blended, alright.